Wrinkle your nose thats what i think love is

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!Дid you hear there are two suspects in Two Ton CharleyвЂ™s death? BEN and JERRY.ДonвЂ™t eat too much fudge, or else you will have so much pudge you wonвЂ™t be able to budge. What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!ДЄ birthday greeting: For someone special as you, only ANGELFOOD would do. What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake! What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me? When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When itвЂ™s been sliced. Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because itвЂ™s too hard to put them on the bottom!

Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake. Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than AdamвЂ™s banana. The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimist sees the hole, and the realist sees the calories. Ice cream is exquisiteвЂ¦ вЂ“what a pity it isnвЂ™t illegal. What do they call a man who abandoned his diet? DESSERTER. How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden Get really annoyed with wrinkled waffles. The doctor says вЂњIвЂ™m afraid you are a trifle deafвЂќ. I used to love doughnuts, but I got bored of the whole thing.ДЄ man says вЂњI keep finding custard in one ear, and jelly in the otherвЂќ. Local ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. I asked why it was so expensive, the shop owner said вЂњthatвЂ™s maderia cakeвЂќ.Д«ought some cream, it said вЂњstore in a cool placeвЂќ. I was in a cake shop the other day, they were all ВЈ5 apart from one that was ВЈ10. вЂњNo thanksвЂќ, they replied, вЂњWeвЂ™re WalkersвЂќ. I was out driving the other day and I spotted two packets of cheese & onion crisps walking down the road. I saw a white, fluffy thing swinging through my local cake shop. 'That's OK,' the man says, 'I'm just really grateful for the Opera-Tuna-Tea.' 'I'm sorry,' said the director, 'you performed well, but we've decided to give the part to someone else.' what did you think? Did I get the part or not?' He asks. Sure enough the man is able to sing again! He hits all his notes and gives an exemplary performance.ДЄt the end of the auditions, he finds the director that gave him the tea. We've found it helps soothe the throat better than any other fish we've tried.' 'Well, it's a secret herbal tea blend made with. The man wrinkles up his nose and takes a swig. The recipe has been passed down for decades in this opera company, and I guarantee it will make you able to sing again.' Instead, I'll let you in on a little opera house secret.' The director pours the man a cup of warm, smelly liquid. 'I'm sorry,' says the director, 'but we can't delay an audition for just one performer. In a panic, he asks one of the directors if they can postpone his audition. He goes down to the opera house on the day of the audition, only to find he's come down with a sore throat and can't hit his notes anymore. He's been practicing for this role for months. The old man leaned forward and whispered, 'Pinocchio?' Jesus leaned forward even more and whispered, 'Father?' 'Well, he had holes in his hands and feet.' 'You lost your son? Can you tell me about him?'

Jesus remembered his own earthly existence and leaned forward. The old man replied, 'I was a carpenter.' Jesus peered at the old man and asked, 'What did you do for a living?' Jesus summoned him to sit down and sat across from him. The first person to approach the gates was a wrinkled old man. Then decide if they deserve entry into Heaven.'

Ask about their background, their family, and their lives. 'Just find out about the people who arrive. 'Jesus, could you mind the gate while I go do an errand?' He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention. Peter was guarding the Pearly Gates, waiting for new souls coming to heaven.

Wrinkle your nose thats what i think love is